WHO IS JACK SCHITT???
The lineage is finally revealed. Many people are at a loss for a response when someone says "You don't know Jack Schitt!" Read on and you'll be able to handle the situation intelligently.

Jack is the only son of Awe Schitt and O. Schitt. Awe Schitt, the fertilizer magnate, married O. Schitt, a partner of Kneedeep & Schitt, Inc.

Jack Schitt married Noe Schitt, and the deeply religious couple begat 6 children: Holie Schitt, Fulla Schitt, Giva Schitt, Bull Schitt, and the twins, Deap Schitt and Dip Schitt.

Against her parents' wishes, Deap Schitt married Dumb Schitt, a high school dropout.

After 15 years of marriage, Jack & Noe Schitt divorced. Noe Schitt later married a Mr. Sherlock, and out of devotion to her children, decided to hyphenate her last name, and became Noe Schitt-Sherlock.

Dip Schitt married a woman named Loda Dung, who became Loda Schitt. The couple produced a nervous son, Chicken Schitt.

Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt, inseperable thoughout childhood subsequently married the Happens brothers. The local newspaper announced the Schitt-Happens wedding, which was quite an event. The Schitt-Happens children were Dawg, Byrd, and Hoarse.

Bull Schitt, the prodigal son, left home to tour the world. He returned from his travels with his Italian bride, Piza Schitt.

So, NOW if someone says "You don't know Jack Schitt", you can beg to differ. You not only know Jack Schitt, but the entire Schitt list!

so i'm cleaning out my email inbox...putting everything into folders and deleting stuff and everything is so much neater and...less messy...and i've somehow made my friends folders into a whole bunch of other names like....summer gurlz, elmsley boys, rehab ppl, course buddies and abbey chicks...hehe...i'm ingenious...or i could be utterly bored....

lisa came over this afternoon and we watched some of her home videos (aka...party videos) and it was lotsa fun except for the motion sickness part...i HATE getting motion sick...how do you watch those videos and not want to throw up after? ugh...but i DID see deans drunk...man...you're FUNNIE! and then we walked to the park, sat on some swings...and talked about a whole lot of stuff that's going on...hmmm...it's good being out in the sun!

ames went to kate's house and i think they went to see a movie...cool beans...and i've been watching tv and catching up (FINALLY) on some readings...oh yeh...new class tomorrow...yay? i just want to lie on the beach and soak up some rays...but wait! we gotta work on the chupas!