Sunday, January 25, 2004

green eyes
yeh the spotlight shines upon you
and how could anybody deny you?
i came with a load and it feels so much lighter now i met you
and honey, you should know that i could never go on without you
green eyes

green eyes- coldplay


the greek food i had for lunch is so very filling....and is making me very very sleepy....

i'm supposedly studying for tomorrow's quiz, but i'm really bored, and plus i'm tired...but mostly bored. too much studying...hahahahaha....riiiight....

Thursday, January 22, 2004

so it's apparently chinese new year... ??? hahaha, and i didn't even see mom until i just got home! she called at around 6pm and we were talking and then i said "oh, mom!" "what?" "happy new year!" "yeh yeh"....hahahahaha....ok, i thought it was funny...

my abs got the craziest workout today! first there was ABT, and then after class i met up with tarik and went to second cup to go over our notes for our 5% quiz on monday...(oooh, digression....the QUIZ is 5%...but it's TWO HOURS and made up of around 60 QUESTIONS...isn't U of T ridiculous???!?!?) and we did some nice hardcore studying for about an hour and half...and spent the next hour just talking/joking/laughing our asses off! this boy kills me! and to make things worse...his friend hashim came by and then i couldn't help falling off my chair every 2 seconds!

it's late, and i'm tired...i had a great day especially b/c i had a great waffle breakfast made by yours truly!...and then "fun in the sun!!" *wink**wink* (and btw, i KNOW you guys were waiting to read something like this...you know who you are...)

Tuesday, January 20, 2004

yeh, lunch was good wasn't it?

Hey chickie!!!!

guess what, u forgot this open in the cssu and i couldn't help myself hahahahha!!!

ok so ladies and gents you should know smth about xtina... she...well...she is currently...FULL, she ate so MUCH sushi for lunch that her tummy will explode, and then on top of it, she had a double scooping of ice cream hahahaah. Little piggie went to tokyo sushi. hehehhe
This is the art of cross-examination at its best. Enjoy.
WIFE: "What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?"

HUSBAND: "Definitely not!"

WIFE: "Why not - don't you like being married?"

HUSBAND: "Of course I do."

WIFE: "Then why wouldn't you remarry?"

HUSBAND: "Okay, I'd get married again."

WIFE: "You would? (with a hurtful look on her face)."

HUSBAND: (makes audible groan).

WIFE: "Would you sleep with her in our bed?"

HUSBAND: "Where else would we sleep?"

WIFE: "Would you replace my pictures with hers?"

HUSBAND: "That would seem like the proper thing to do."

WIFE: "Would you play golf with her?"

HUSBAND: "I guess so."

WIFE: "Would she use my golf clubs?"

HUSBAND: "No, she's left-handed."

WIFE: - - - silence - - -

HUSBAND: "Shit."

Saturday, January 17, 2004

"...and kept getting distracted..."
geez man...you gotta finish the sentence...otherwise you're missing the most important part! :)

Friday, January 16, 2004

that's really interesting...i posted a blog...but it was cut off...and i'm too lazy to fix it so i deleted it...yet it's not really deleted...OH WELL.

i'm sooooo pissed off. who drinks all the water in the house? that's right...you KNOW who you are...and it's NOT ME. yet every friday...who's the person who has to haul these goddamn heavy cases of water into the house and into the basement? yep...you guessed it...LUCKY ME! *please note very very heavy sarcasm* and today was no exception...mom runs into the house (i thought for something important...but apparently to catch a chinese tv soap opera) and ames is studying in the basement....and i don't want dad to slip on the ice behind the car (b/c i KNOW that even if i warned him, he'll somehow do it anyway) so i'm bringing these CRATES in....skinned my knee b/c i had no one to help me open the door...now i know where the bruises come from...ugh...and i'm so upset because i HATE hurting myself...

whooo....done rant...

Wednesday, January 14, 2004

this is classic!

This is a great example of "did I say that out loud???

This happened at The University of Toronto (scar) last year. In a biology class, the professor was discussing the high glucose levels found in semen, which gives the sperm all the energy for their journey. A female freshman raised her hand and asked, "If I understand you correctly, you're saying there is a lot of glucose, as in sugar, in semen?" "That's correct," responded the professor, going on to add statistical info.

Raising her hand again, she asked, "Then why doesn't it taste sweet?" After a stunned silence, the whole class burst out laughing. The poor girl's face turned bright red, and as she realized exactly what she had inadvertently said (or rather implied), she picked up her books without a word and walked out of class, never to return. However, as she was going out the door, the professor's reply was classic. Totally straight-faced he answered her question. "It doesn't taste sweet because the taste buds for sweetness are on the tip of your tongue and not the back of your throat.

i have a lab from 9-1pm, class from 1-2pm, 2-3:30pm, groove nation from 4:30-5:30pm, class from 6-8pm and tutorial from 8-9pm. so why don't YOU tell me whether i can call the lab at 10am or not?

i am so seriously screwed i'm not even kidding. i've been doing nothing but working, eating, sleeping...and seeing...and i'm falling so behind in my readings! i think i need to take a weekend off and just read

i heard some big news last night...this just goes to show HOW out of the loop i am with the comings and goings of smc. yay for kirsten! ;p

Tuesday, January 13, 2004

work work ....ah! ...and more work!

Sunday, January 11, 2004

smc parties are always sooo good! many cowboys and schoolgirls out in full force! i took a couple a pictures, but until i finish the rest of the role, everyone must wait in line to see me in a school uniform...well, unless they were out with me tonight!
drama drama, i accidently upset someone and this distresses me. i'm hoping that it will somehow right itself, otherwise i will lose a friend for a very bad reason...

and yes flo, i got the popular schoolgirl one too. i'm too tired to post it up. nitey

Thursday, January 08, 2004

Sometime in September 2003:
ANT436H1 Primate Ecology & Social Behaviour (hmmm...sounds pretty good, i think i'll sign up for it)

today:
1. Mid-term test 25 %
2. Final test 25%
3. GRANT PROPOSAL 50%

1 & 2: There will be two tests, each 25% which account for 50% of your final grade. BOTH tests must be taken to pass the course.
3. A total of 50% of your final grade will come from your preparation of a research grant proposal similar to that for a "PGS A Post graduate Scholarship" from the National Sciences and Engineering Research Council (NSERC) of Canada. You must download and complete an abridged pdf version of Form 200 "Application for an NSERC Scholarship or Fellowship." This form must be completed using either a computer or typwriter, no hand-completed forms will be accepted.

Your research project must be field-based (ie. data collection on free-ranging primates and/or their habitats) and have an overall focus on one of the lecture topics listed below. Within that overall topic, you must select only one research question that can be completed for fulfillment of a hypothetical MASTER'S degree. Thus, you should pick a topic that can be completed with 2-4 months of field research. You can choose any primate species for your study animals. Please note that I expect you to also include your research site, data collection methods, and data analysis methods. Your proposal must address at least two questions or two alternative hypotheses.

(OMG.....i'm going to die....)

well other than this course, everything else seems pretty good. actually, that statement made it seem like this course is bull...it's not. it really looks good...just really overwhelming....and HARD. i bought some course books and the TWO books combined totalled even MORE then what i paid for my cd discman...

*sob* my poor bank account!

Wednesday, January 07, 2004

i'm officially frozen.

the basement office will give me pneumonia, it's soooooo cool! i can hear the wind howling outside and this morning, the bay st. wind nearly blew me over! the coffee i had this morning is tiding over well as i've done alot of stuff for eva this morning...yay, after this week and even possibly next week, i should be able to cut back on the hours i go to this hole!

oh shoot, now that i've thought about sleep, i'm tired...ugh. someone kept me up late this morning, you know who you are. you will pay dearly...i think i'm half an inch shorter because my jeans hem is cleaning the sidewalks of toronto.

time to plug for smcsu: winterfest begins today, the schedule is on smcsu.com, and there's going to be an awesome party on saturday...'cowboys and schoolgirls' hahahahaha!

Sunday, January 04, 2004

reverse psychology...
school begins again tomorrow....gah! i'm not finished doing nothing yet! although i guess it's only best because otherwise i'd continue spending a lot of money that i may not have! i don't even want to look at my bank account it's that bad...plus during the break, the hart house aerobics staff were also on break, so i desperately need to get back to groove nation and ABT! hahahaha!

i'm proud to say that i have done a lot more readings then i thought i would have done, although my downfall is in practicing for the musical...which is REALLY REALLY BAD because i just got an email today that i have rehearsal wednesday...uh oh!

after reading grace's blog, i decided to watch 'cold mountain' for myself and i went to see it with karen today. yes, i agree it's a good movie, but it also made me sad! a lot of bloodshed and bullet holes, and before i ruin the movie for anyone else who's planning on seeing it....it's SAD! oh, and i learned something new today....karen has SIX cats...and some of them are fat...

did you know cats can become depressed as well?

Saturday, January 03, 2004

LORELAI: So, what's going on with Luke here?
SOOKIE: I don't know. I've been keeping my distance because of what happened.
LORELAI: What happened?
SOOKIE: Well, he was lying on the floor pretty much like that, tinkering with stuff back there, and I got down and leaned in to see what he was doing, and after a while, I realized that the whole time, my hand was on his butt.
LORELAI: Sookie!
SOOKIE: It was an accident.
LORELAI: It's getting very Cinemax at night in here.
SOOKIE: It was embarrassing.
LORELAI: Uh huh. So, how was it?
SOOKIE: His butt?
LORELAI: Yeah.
SOOKIE: It's got a nice shape to it.
LUKE: Will you two stop talking about my butt?

Gilmore Girls - Keg! Max!


this is what happens when i spend my winter vacation reading transcripts of gilmore girls!