Thursday, October 03, 2002


so apparently because i'm a polling clerk at kelly library october 9th, i can't promote
LISA AND JOE FOR SMCSU!!! anymore...oops...so i guess you'll have to check out my italian sista's website for that kinda promotion...

whew! i'm glad i'm done with the mad thing...tho i wasn't the mad person...i was the madeee...the person being mad at...does that make sense?!?! anyway...mom and dad got mad...but they're ok now...i guess they have a reason to be mad...remember that whole thing about buying out all of 'gap' and 'jacob'? yeh well...i spent like $130 there today for some awesome new clothing! i literally walked into jacob, found a BEAUTIFUL pair of black pants...and walked out of the store wearing them!!! ;p call me nutty...but that's what i do! yeh...unfortunately, i had to take them off so they could take the security tag off them...too bad they couldn't just take it off my ass....oops!

had an AWESOME dinner today! there were 8 of us at 'spring rolls on yonge'...including lisa, gabe, lauren, kirsten, georges, mo and john...wow the food was good and the company was great! but i won't be doing this often cuz i'd be broke...boo....not good...

"If I had a $1000000
(If I had a $1000000)
I'd buy you a house
(I would buy you a house)
If I had a $1000000
(If I had a $1000000)
I'd buy you furniture for your house
(Maybe a nice chesterfield or an ottoman)
And if I had a $1000000
(If I had a $1000000)
I'd buy you a K-Car
(A nice Reliant automobile)
If I had $1000000 I'd buy your love.

If I had a $1000000
I'd build a tree fort in our yard
If I had $1000000
You could help, it wouldn't be that hard
If I had $1000000
Maybe we could put like a little tiny fridge in there somewhere
You know, we could just go up there and hang out
Like open the fridge and stuff
There would be already laid out foods for us
Like little pre-wrapped sausages and things

If I had $1000000
(If I had $1000000)
I'd buy you a fur coat
(But not a real fur coat that's cruel)
And if I had $1000000
(If I had a $1000000)
I'd buy you an exotic pet
(Like a llama or an emu)
And if I had $1000000
(If I had a $1000000)
I'd buy you John Merrick's remains
(All them crazy elephant bones)
And If I had $1000000 I'd buy your love.

If I had a $1000000
We wouldn't have to walk to the store
If I had a $1000000
We'd take a limousine 'cause it costs more.
If I had a $1000000
We wouldn't have to eat Kraft Dinner
But we would eat Kraft Dinner
Of course we would, we’d just eat more
And buy really expensive ketchups with it
That’s right, all the fanciest dijon ketchups
Mmmmmm

If I had $1000000
(If I had $1000000)
I'd buy you a green dress
(But not a real green dress, that's cruel)
And if I had $1000000
(If I had $1000000)
I'd buy you some art
(A Picasso or a Garfunkel)
If I had $1000000
(If I had $1000000)
I'd buy you a monkey
(Haven't you always wanted a monkey?)

If I had $1000000
I’d buy your love

If I had $1000000, If I had $1000000
If I had $1000000, If I had $1000000
I'd be rich"

Barenaked Ladies


so lisa and i were bopping along to this song this morning in the car...i think it's a great idea to compile a bunch of car songs! so far, they'll be including this song and avril's 'complicated' hahahahaaaaaa!!

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