georges has stabbed himself...silly boy! who told you to cut your bread by sticking the knife towards your gut?!?!?! anyway, i wonder if this tops the time you stuck your hand over a very hot bottle rim? and really, go out and buy yourself a lottery ticket, you've got this AND plus it's friday the 13th on your side, so you're bound to get something out of this! (and then, if you win a million dollars, you can share some with me! ;p)

HEY! i might be vacationing in cancun! now wouldn't that be fun?!!? but DAYMN, i'm gonna have to work on looking good in a bathing suit! (it doesn't help when the tv's broken tho)

i don't think i like using the body bars...they make my shoulders hurt =(